The Beez

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:40:20 GMT

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:53:41 GMT

A voice like that should be reserved for emergency purposes only. Not for use at 4am to scold a bunny who doesnt know any better and doesnt understand.

Anyone need a roommate? I keep to myself, don't make much noise, i dont cause any trouble...

seriously...

i need to get out

help?

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:50:49 GMT

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern		75%
Robin		68%
Supergirl		66%
Spider-Man		65%
Superman		65%
The Flash		60%
Hulk		60%
Wonder Woman		56%
Catwoman		45%
Iron Man		35%
Batman		30%

Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Wed, 03 May 2006 00:33:00 GMT

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:07:13 GMT

How many movies have i seen? This many

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Garden State
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Young Frankenstien
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Saw
( ) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
Total here: 14

(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Jason X
(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
Total here: 11

( ) The Village
(x) Donnie Darko
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) 13 Ghosts
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch ~the original cartoon
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre ~the original
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen Going on 30
( ) I Robot
(x) Dodgeball
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came A Spider
(x) Deep impact
Total here: 10

(x) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Childs Play 2
( ) Childs Play 3
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
(x) Seven (SE7EN)
(x) Oceans Eleven
( ) Oceans Twelve
(x) Identity
Total here: 30

( ) Lone Star
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Independence day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss' Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) The Faculty
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
Total here: 7

( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) X-men 1
(x) X-men 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Ring of Fire
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) Ray
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
Total here: 10

(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
(x) Boogeyman
( ) Hitch
( ) Back Door Sluts 9
( ) Anal Acres 1 Pornos?
( ) Anal Acres 2
( ) B-Cup Divas
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
(x) The Slums of Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
(x) Air Force One
( ) Con Air
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
( ) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) The Burbs
(x) The Terminator
(x) Empire Records
(x) SLC Punk
(x) Jr.
(x) Meet Joe Black
( ) Wild girls
(x) A Clockwork Orange
( ) The Order
(x) Spiderman
(x) Spiderman 2
( ) Amelie
Total here: 24

( ) Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) The Incredibles
( ) Collateral
(x) The Fast & The Furious
( ) 2 Fast 2 Furious
(x) Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
( ) Closer
Total here: 5

( ) Titanic
(x) Saved
( ) Bowling For Columbine
( ) Fahrenheit 9/11
(x) The Sixth Sense
(x) Artificial intelligence (AI)
(x) Love actually
( ) Dawn of the Dead
( ) Shawn of the Dead
( ) Shutter
(x) Ella Enchanted
(x) Princess diaries 1
( ) Princess diaries 2
(x) Constantine
(x) Million Dollar Baby
(x) Envy
( ) Eurotrip
(x) Malibu's Most wanted
(x) Big Daddy
(x) Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
( ) West Side Story
Total here: 13

(x) A Christmas Story
(x) Spanglish
(x) Pulp Fiction
( ) Sleepover
(x) The Evil Dead
( ) Killer Klowns From Outer Space
( ) The Seed of chucky
(x) Vanilla Sky
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
(x) Interview With The Vampire
(x) The Crow
( ) Purple Rain
(x) Reservoir Dogs
(x) Wayne's World
total here: 11

(x) Wayne's World 2
(x) 21 Grams
(x) Blow
(x) Edward Scissorhands
(x) Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
( ) Guess Who
(x) Aladdin
(x) Dumbo
( ) Monster In-Law
(x) Elf
( ) Stuart Little
( ) Stuart Little 2
(x) Mall Rats
(x) Chasing Amy
(x) Dogma
(x) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Total here: 13

(x) Beetlejuice
( ) The Last Samurai
(x) The Amityville Horror ~The recent one, although I have the old one as well.
(x) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
( ) Barbershop
( ) Beauty Shop
(x) Legally Blonde
( ) Legally Blonde 2
( ) The Forgotten
(x) Sweet home Alabama
( ) Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
( ) Grudge
total here: 6

TOTAL: 154

pants shmants

Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:46:38 GMT

Pants are for losers. You aren't a loser are you?

Couldnt sleep

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:14:06 GMT

Uh, Yeah. So.... couldnt sleep so i transcribed this cartoon.

Blue: Heeeey Charlie! Hey Charlie wake up!
Pink: Yeah, Charlie, you silly sleepy head! Wake up!
Charlie: uhhhh...oh god you guys. this had better be pretty freakin important. is the meadow on fire?
Blue: Noo charlie! We found a map to candy mountain! Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, Charlie, We're going to candy moountain! Come with us, Charlie!
Blue: Yeah Charlie! It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now
Blue: Nooo Charlie! (bouncing on charlie) You have to come with us to candy mountain!
Pink: Yeah Charlie! Candy Mountain! Its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Charlie: Stop bouncing on me
Blue: Candy Mountain Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright FINE I'll go with you to candy mountain!
Walking through woods
Blue and Pink: la la la la
Charlie: God, enough with the singing already
Blue: Our first stop is over there Charlie
Arrive at a clearing with a dinosaur
Charlie: Oh God, what is that?
Blue: Its a liopleurodon Charlie
Pink: A magical liopleurodon!!
Blue: Its going to guide our way to candy mountain
Charlie: Alright guys you do know that theres no actual candy mountain right?
Blue: Shun the non believer
Pink: Shuun
Blue: Shhhhhhhuuunnnnnnnnn
Charlie: ..Yeah.
Liopleurodon speaks.. or something
Blue: He has spoken!
Pink: He has told us the waaaaaay!
Charlie: It didnt say anything!
Walking across a sketchy bridge
Blue: It's just over this bridge, Charlie
Pink: This magical bridge... of hope and wonder
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? seriously guys we shouldnt be on this thing
Blue: Charlie.. Chaaaarlieeee.. chaaaaarliiieee...chaarr..
Charlie: Im right here! what do you want?!
Blue: We're on a bridge charlie!
Pink: We're heere!!
Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a candy mountain
Blue: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! Fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink: Go inside the candy mountain cave charlie
Blue: Yeah charlie go inside the cave! magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Charlie: Yeah, uh, thanks but no thanks, im gonna stay out here
Pink: But you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie
C-A-N-D-Y letter spring out from the CANDY MOUNTAIN sign on candy mountain

Y: Oh when your feeling down and looking for some cheering up
then just head right on up
to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside youll find yourself a cheery land
such a happy and joyfilled and perky merry land!
theyve got lolly pops and gummy drops and candy things
oh so many things
that will brighten up your day!
its impossible to wear a frown in candy town
its the mecca of love and candy canes.
theyve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats
candy rats chocolate bats its a wonderland of sweets.
ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
candy bells its a treat as they march across the land!
cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground
turn around it astounds! its a dancing candy tree!
in the candy cave imagination runs so free
so now charlie please will you go into the cave.

The letters explode into the mountain
Charlie: Alright, fine i'll go into the freaking candy cave. this had better be good
Blue and Pink: ahhhh
Blue: Goodbye Charlie
Pink: Yeah, Goodby Charlie
Charlie: Goodbye? What?
Cave closes
Charlie: Hey, Whats going on here? Hello? Who is that?
Charlie wakes up back in the meadow
Charlie: Ow... guh... what happened? AW they took my freakin kidney!

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:57:13 GMT

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia:	Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Slight
Cyclothymia:	Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	High
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
Take the Depression Test

All the cute girls are doing it (im even taking elise's title!!)

Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:49:32 GMT

If you comment...

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.

lookit the birdie!

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:51:04 GMT

someone on someone elses friends list had this in their lj

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 22:44:40 GMT

Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal
7. Other (open ended)

Yes No Survey I took from Tina

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 22:50:42 GMT

You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
Must answer with only a YES or NO.

1. Taken a picture naked?
Yes

2. Taken a shower with someone?
No

3. Made out with a member of the same sex?
No

4. Drove a car?
Yes

5. Stole anything?
Yes

6. Like someone?
Yes

7. Been dumped?
No

8. Stole money from a friend?
No

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes

10. Been in a fist fight?
No

11. Snuck out of your/someone's house?
Yes

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yes

13. Been arrested?
No

14. Hugged a stranger?
Yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Yes

16. Left your house without telling your parents?
Yes

18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yes

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
Yes

20. Lost a friend?
Yes

21. Been on a plane?
Yes

22. Been to an island?
Yes

23. Slept in until 3?
Yes

24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yes

25. Lied on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yes

26. Made a snow angel?
Yes

27. Played dress up?
Yes

28. Cheated while playing a game?
Yes

29. Been lonely?
Yes

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?
No

31. Been to a club?
Yes

32. Felt an earthquake?
No

33. Touched a snake?
Yes

34. Ran a red light?
Yes

35. Been suspended from school?
No

37. Been in a car accident
Yes

38. Hated the way you look?
No

39. Made yourself throw up?
No

40. Crawled through a window?
Yes

41. Been lost?
Yes

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
No

43. Felt like dying?
No

44. Cried yourself to sleep?
Yes

46. Sang karaoke?
No

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
No

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

50. Kissed in the rain?
No

51. Sang in the shower?
Yes

52. Made love in a park?
No

53. Had a dream you married someone?
Yes

54. Glued your hand to something?
No

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
No

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
No

57. Been a cheerleader?
No

58. Thought about going gay?
No

59. Didn't take a shower for a week?
Yes

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Yes

61. Played chicken?
No

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Yes

64. Broken a bone?
No

65. Been easily amused?
Yes

66. Laugh so hard you cried?
Yes

67. Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

68. Cheated on a test?
Yes

69. Forgotten someone's name?
Yes

70. Slept naked?
Yes

71. Done something dumb while drunk?
No

73. Blacked out from drinking?
No

74. Played a prank on someone?
Yes

75. Gone to a late night movie?
Yes

76. Made love to something not human?
No

77. Failed a class?
Yes

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
No

79. Smoked pot?
No

80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend?
No

81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Yes

82. Thrown strange objects?
Yes

83. Felt like killing someone?
No

84. Thought about running away?
Yes

85. Ran away?
No

86. Got a piercing?
Yes

89. Made a parent cry?
Yes

90. Cried over someone?
Yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
Yes

92. Dated someone (same person) more than once?
No

93. Had/Have a dog?
Yes

96. Been in a band?
No

97. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
No

98. Broken a CD?
Yes

99. Shot a gun?
No

100. Wanted someone but could never have them?
Yes

Yes. Lucy is a dog. Yes I have regular conversations with her. This is one of those conversations.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:05:19 GMT

You didn't restock my soda, Lucy. You were supposed to do that. I put you in charge of soda restocking. That's a management position, you know. I gave you a managerial job. A lot of responsibilities come with managerial positions, such as restocking my soda, Lucy. You have a responsibility. You've got to remember that and help me out by taking care of my soda. I don't want to have to fire you, Lucy.

quiz whore

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 04:12:52 GMT

what can i say?

the Peacemaker

Test finished!

you chose BX - your Enneagram type is NINE.

"I am at peace"

Peacemakers are receptive, good-natured, and supportive. They seek union
with others and the world around them.

How to Get Along with Me

If you want me to do something, how you ask is important. I especially
don't like expectations or pressure.

I like to listen and to be of service, but don't take advatage of this.

Listen until I finish speaking, even though I meander a bit.

Give me time to finish things and make decisions. It's OK to nudge
me gently and nonjudgmentally.

Ask me questions to help me get clear.

Tell me when you like how I look. I'm not averse to flattery.

Hug me, show physical affection. It opens me up to my feelings.

I like a good discussion but not a confrontation.

Let me know you like what I've done or said.

Laugh with me and share in my enjoyment of life.

What I Like About Being a Nine

being nonjudgmental and accepting

caring for and being concerned about others

being able to relax and have a good time

knowing that most people enjoy my company; I'm easy to be around

my ability to see many different sides of an issue and to be a good
mediator and facilitator

my heightened awareness of sensations, aesthetics, and the here and
now

being able to go with the flow and feel one with the universe

What's Hard About Being a Nine

being judged and misunderstood for being placid and/or indecisive

being critical of myself for lacking initiative and discipline

being too sensitive to criticism; taking every raised eyebrow and twitch
of the mouth personally

being confused about what I really want

caring too much about what others will think of me

not being listened to or taken seriously

Nines as Children Often

feel ignored and that their wants, opinions, and feelings are unimportant

tune out a lot, especially when others argue

are "good" children: deny anger or keep it to themselves

Nines as Parents

are supportive, kind, and warm

are sometimes overly permissive or nondirective

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

The Enneagram Made Easy

Discover the 9 Types of People

HarperSanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

You liked the test? so please RATE it :-)

You are not completely happy with the result?!

You chose BX

Would you rather have chosen:

AX (SEVEN)

CX (TWO)

BY (FOUR)

BZ (FIVE)

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 25% on ABC
You scored higher than 31% on XYZ

Link: The Quick and Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

that or cx (two)

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:41:33 GMT

where will i go when i die?
how will i be defined?
find answers to these questions and more by checking out my cut tag-ed quiz action

After you die...
Purgatory

After death, you will exist in purgatory. It's so-so, I heard.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center"> Heather --
[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Heather's Rejected Horoscope:

You will find a winning lottery ticket on the ground but the police confiscate it as evidence in a murder then laugh at you

'What is your rejected horoscope?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

past, present, future

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:38:12 GMT

what can i say? i was bored.

Intro:
Who are you? Heather
Why do I care? Um. cause I'm you?
How old are you? 22
Got any siblings? Audrey and Elise

Past:
Stuffed animals or dolls? stuffed animals
Legos or K'nex? Legos
TV or play outside? I enjoyed playing outdoors quite a bit
NES or Sega Genesis? NES
Childhood pets? Chemi. i loved that cat...
3 snacks enjoyed back in the day? Grape fruit rollups, frosting on graham crackers, and... fudgey oatmeal cookies
Your SNICK lineup? Ren And Stimpy, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Roundhouse, and of course Are You Afriad of the Dark
Play an instrument? I played violin from 4th grade to 11th grade and trumpet in 5th and 6th grade
First kiss? Oneil, i was 19
First date? Oneil, saw Terminator 3 at cinemagic

Present:
Favorite season? Spring
3 songs on your playlist? Eels-Novacaine For The Soul, Gorillaz-Kids With Guns, Simon and Garfunkel-The Only Living Boy In New York
Last movie you saw? the new Amityville Horror
Like body art? Yes.
Current body art? 6g in each earlobe.
Favorite sport to watch? Baseball
Favorite sport to play? whiffle ball?
3 outdoor activities you enjoy? swimming, riding bikes, leisurely walks to enjoy the day
3 fragrances you enjoy? Rain on hot tar, lingering boy smell in my hair, Helen's dad, John.
3 sounds you enjoy? hard rain on the roof, cello, snow

Future:
Got plans tomorrow night? dunno, but saturday i may go to Amigos
Anything interesting next week? NIN concert!
How about next month? gotta stay at vickis for a few days maybe, and steves bday is the 20th
In 5 years? 5 years makes me 27... id like to have a house by then
10 years? ill be 32? a family?
20? 42... hm... thats really far ahead
Describe a room in your dream house? My dream kitchen will be from the house of next tuesday. 50's retro futuristic. itll be flippin sweet.. all red and chrome/stainless steel.. you should see my oven.. hot damn is it beautiful...
Dream job? heck, i dunno. but it pays a lot
Married or single? married?
Kids or pets? both

I complete... the sentences:
I want to... turn up the thermostat
I'd love a... bagel
I hear... cake
I see... dead people?
I lack... warmth?
I love... beatrice
I lick... frogs?
I like... things that are nice
I think... too much
I jump... up jump up and get down

Random:
Who do you live with? mum and audrey
Do you like this situation? it has its moments...
What do you do for work? bake
Do you like your job? yeah, its pretty swell right now
What else could you be doing right now? studying anatomy
Do you like this survey? well i made it, didnt i?
Whats your favorite movie? too many good ones to pick
Do you like Bill Murray? heck yes
What about this survey? what about it?
Are you going to pass it along? you know it!

Also useful as a way to see who actually reads my lame ass journal too.

this is a phone?

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 16:04:43 GMT

i love my grampa

this is a job for livejournal

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 23:28:40 GMT

sure ill housesit and watch pepo for you!
a vacation from mum and audrey will be great!

...

right, so i get ~~home~~ to elise's apartment yesterday and let pepo out, clean up the lil pile of poo he left, and then we get in the car to go to mums for the promised crockpot supper. get there, no mum. audrey is there though. 'keep an eye on that dog or leave him in the back hall' ... he is from the desert! do you see how skinny he is? do you not notice the constant shivering even when its 80 degrees out? so we argue about that. also, the crockpot was empty. mum didnt do it. she said she was. she said two days ago that she was making it on thursday. yesterday was thursday. so there was a needless argument about that. so i go upstairs with pepo and i unhook my computer and speakers to take to elises. i put my keyboard, mouse, wireless keyboard doohickey, and speakers in the car. go back upstairs with pepo to watch a show on the dvr so i can clean it up a bit so the shows that will tape while im at elises will fit.
mum gets home. i am like, wtf. i thought you said. and so she was like oh, im sorry, and audrey is like keep an eye on the dog. he peed on some framed picture that was ON THE FLOOR.
whatever
who puts pictures on the floor? really?
anyway. i have some wheat dough boboli which audrey argues at me about it because i dont like boboli, but i was going to eat it anyway. excuse me for being hungry, ok?
once the show i was watching was over and i had eaten, i put my computer in the car and also a clean shirt for work the next day and pepo too and we went back to the apartment. i left him here and i went to bestbuy to get a wireless adapter.
i stood staring blankly at that wall of routers and adapters for quite some time before a dude in a blue shirt finally came over to help me. he pointed out what he thought was the best one and i took it. i went to the movies section and also got quills. $7. not too shabby. i checked out and came back here
popped the card in my computer, realized i had forgotten the power cord for the computer to plug in. great. i grabbed elises monitor from her office (ill put it back, i promise) and her computers power cord (again, youd never even know i took it) when i went to plug in the speakers i realized i also forgot the ac adapter. oh, and look, the stupid cord to plug the subwoofer into the computer. fucking genius. borrow and borrow (dude, its the least you could do).
i plug everything in.. la la la.
FUCKING A
the monitor.
my video card doesnt let you plug in monitors without some gay little adapter. which i left on the monitor at my house. jesus fucking christ. shoot me now. if you love me you will shoot me now.

no one loves me, aparently. cause im still sitting here, not a bullet hole in me.

so i get in my car and go back to mums. ugh.
i go in, go straight upstairs, grab that goddamn adapter as well as an afghan and my fuzzy redsox blanket.
and leave again.

all the way back to elises.
plug in the monitor. start up the computer. install software for teh new card.
...
wtf
where is tranquility? i try connecting to various options, the stupid thing told me i connected to the access point but could not connect to the internet. godamn hell
goddamnsjkdfdjkdkshkshgjfdgkdfg

so i turned on my music softly and curled up completely dressed on the couch under my blankets. futon in the guest room? ... well i see the desk...
perhaps you meant there was a futon in the cellar (i havent checked yet) that i can somehow drag up the stairs for you and put in the guest room?
thanks.

and pepo, way to go. way to wake me up five times during the night. thank you. thank you. i really appreciate it.

elise, you know i love you. i really do.

you left a cup of wine (?) on your coffee table, a bra on the couch, socks on the floor, dishes in the sink. of course it was your birthday wednesday and you left thursday morning..
but still
i dunno

yesterday just sucked pretty goddamn hardcore.
i miss my cat.

im hungry

im lonely.

i dont want to go to mums until i have to because i just cant handle the hostility.

this week housesitting will either get to be kinda nice and relaxing or completly lonely and miserable. i dont know yet. i cant tell.

i changed my mind, on what i decided when i moved back to mums. before i said ok. next time i move out, im going to be alone cause im a crappy roommate and it would be nice to live alone. but really. ive changed my mind. its too quiet alone. i wouldnt be able to handle it. i would go nuts, i would be too lonely. its too quiet.

update more plz kthxbye

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 00:07:57 GMT

on myspace people always comment in their friends profiles with those retarded sparkly things.
so i made one of my own

isnt it awful?

im bored. i miss firefly night! gave me something to look forward to each week. Oh! Sunday! Firefly!
but we finished the gorram series. whats next, elise? carnivale? you can download the second season

ghost in the shell is strange. it disturbed me when she ripped off her arms pulling on that thing.
maybe it didnt help that my tummy was kinda ooky. mum better not be giving me her flu.
i hadnt seen unico in for so long.

mum was right, they do have rather annoying voices.
though i kinda like this guy:

you know, until this past summer when i saw the cowboy bebop movie unico was the only japanimation i ever really saw?
a good 15 years or so between seeing unico regularly and cowboy bebop.
not a big fan of the japanimation, can you tell?

i must admit though... its not all bad.

im bored.
gorram football = no family guy or simpsons.

k, im done now.

my earlobes hurt

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:58:09 GMT

i got new earrings. 8g. going 10g to 8g kinda hurts. when i went 12g to 10g i used spiral tapers. i got spiral tapers to go from 10g to 8g but they turned out to kinda suck and pinch my earlobes so i dont wear them.

everyones sayin their new years resolutions. i never do those. i listed out things in my other journal. once i got started listing areas that need improvement i realized the list could go on for quite some time. enough resolutions to last me till im about 50.
i could stand to be more decisive. its frustrating to other people as well as myself how i am so terribly indecisive.
oooh
how about new years resolution = take my iron pill daily!
i bet that would be real useful in doing other potential resolutions. and i bet i would seem like less of a pothead if i actually had some blood in my veins.
yeah, that sounds like a good one. take iron pill daily. maybe a multivit too. yeah. totally.
great. now ill have to go to riteaid.
i dont have any gas...
tomorrow! after work! theres a rite aid on the way home!

maybe not just take iron pill and multivit but to take care of myself better in general. thats a tough one though. i mean. heck. that would require actually eating more than once a day. drinking water. waking up earlier and eating breakfast...

... maybe i should just stick to taking iron everyday. i suppose i could try that other stuff, but ill make no guarantees

Simply having a wonderful christmastime

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 20:12:29 GMT

It's a snowman wearing a JAYNE COBB HAT
damn straight.

if you are a total noob and dont know who jayne cobb is then here:

and go out and buy the firefly series and serenity on dvd now. DO IT

8am-7pm. <3 christmas at a bakery

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:32:41 GMT

So yeah. worked 11 hours today. hips, back, head, hurt.
prolly shouldve eaten more htan a few pecans and the end of an eclair cause while i was at the sink i suddenly nearly fell over cause the sink had lurched at me. well, it didnt actually move, prolly just a moment of dizzy.
wheeha!

another day tomorrow.
another 40-50 flans to do. some to bake. more logs.
thats pretty much all andrea did today was make yule logs. like 10 hours of yule logs. thats crazy.

i like to give the snowmens Jayne hats. hehehe

for some reason i alway say snowmens or snowmans. dont know why. just for giggles i guess.

im tired and hungry. someone should feed me. totally

Chrimmis story

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:13:42 GMT

'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus musculus.

Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge of the wood burning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific title of St. Nicholas.

The prepubescent siblings, comfortable ensconced in their respective accomodations of repose, were experiencing subconscious visual hallucinations of variegated fruit confections moving rhythmically through their cerebrums.

My conjugal partner and I, attired in our nocturnal head coverings, were about to take slumberous advantage of the hibernal darkness when upon the avenaceous exterior portion of the grounds there ascended such a cacophony of dissonance that I felt compelled to arise with alacrity from my place of repose for the purpose of ascertaining the precise source thereof.

Hastening to the casement, I forthwith opened the barriers sealing the fenestration, noting thereupon that the lunar brilliance without, reflected as it was on the surface of a recent crystalline precipitation, might be said to rival that of the solar meridian itself- thus permitting my incredulous optical sensory organs to behold a miniature airborne runnered conveyance drawn by eight diminutive specimens of the genus Rangifer, piloted by a minuscule, aged chauffeur so ebullient and nimble that it became instantly apparent to me that he was indeed our anticipated caller.

With his ungulate motive power traveling at what may possible have more vertiginous velocity than patriotic alar predators, he vociferated loudly, expelled breath musically through contracted labia, and addressed each of the octet by his or her respective cognomen - "Now Dasher, now Dancer..." et al. - guiding them to the uppermost exterior level of our abode, through which structure I could readily distinguish the concatenations of each of the 32 cloven pedal extremities.

As I retracted my cranium from its erstwhile location, and was performing a 180-degree pivot, our distinguished visitant achieved with utmost clarity and via a downward leap - entry by way of the smoke passage.

He was clad entirely in animal pelts soiled by the ebony residue from oxidations of carboniferous fuels which had accumulated on the walls thereof. His resemblance to a street vendor I attributed largely to the plethora of assorted playthings which he bore dorsally in a commodious cloth receptacle.

His orbs were scintillant with reflected luminosity, while his submaxillary dermal indentations gave every evidence of engaging amiability. The capillaries of his malar regions and nasal apurtenance were engorged with blood which suffused the subcutaneous layers, the former approximating the coloration of Albion's floral emblem, the latter that of the Prunus avium, or sweet cherry.

His amusing sub and supralabials resembled nothing so much as a common loop knot, and their ambient hirsute facial adornment appeared like small, tabular and columnar crystals of frozen water.

Clenched firmly between his incisors was a smoking piece whose grey fumes, forming a tenuous ellipse about his occiput, were suggestive of a decorative seasonal circlet of holly.

His visage was wider than it was high, and when he waxed audibly mirthful, his corpulent abdominal region undulated in the manner of impectinated fruit syrup in a hemispherical container. He was, in short, neither more nor less than obese, jocund, multigenarian gnome, the optical perception of whom rendered me visible frolicsome despite every effort to refrain from so being. By rapidly lowering and then elevating one eyelid and rotating his head slightly to one side, he indicated that trepidation on my part was groundless.

Without utterance and with dispatch, he commenced filling the aforementioned appended hosiery with various of the afforementioned articles of merchandise extracted from his aforementioned previously dorsally transported cloth receptacle. Upon completion of this task, he executed an abrupt about- face, placed a single manual digit in lateral juxtaposition to his olfactory organ, inclined his cranium forward in a gesture of leave-taking, and forthwith effected his egress by renegotiating (in reverse) the smoke passage.

He then propelled himself in a short vector onto his coveyance, directed a musical expulsion of air through his contracted oral sphincter to the antlered quadrupeds of burden, and proceeded to soar aloft in a movement hitherto observable chiefly among the seed-bearing portions of a common weed.

But I overheard his parting exclamation, audible immediately prior to his vehiculation beyond the limits of visibility: "Ecstatic Yuletide to the planetary constituency, and to that self same assemblage, my sincerest wishes for a salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly pleasurable period between sunset and dawn."

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:10:41 GMT

I took this
Put an X next to all the ones that are true.

Appearance

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] have/I've had braces.
[ ] wear glasses/contacts.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles

Family/Home Life

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.

School/Work

[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences

[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Ive kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol

[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I have been or am anorexic or bulimic
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me should have committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Random

[ ] I can sing
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest
from someone on a friends friend page. cause i was bored. and kind of lame.

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 22:40:16 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I helped lemurgoddess across the street (6 points). In July I punched timeisnotsane in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week rottingsanity and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for xanth1 (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-43 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
beezu